Imagine a boy, a boy whose face is filled with scabs, scabs so grotesque, so hideous, that they haunt the doctor that delivered him, and shame the mother that bore him. This is Bandaid Boy. A hopeful operatic beat poet, with unrivaled charisma. Meet his mother, Miss Gloria Taft, the widow of famous opera tenor, Alberto T. Taft, a man notorious for removing his shoes during his final encore and casting them to a weeping, star-struck audience. The family built their home in the once bustling Coatsville, PA, a city known for its tumultuous and strange inhabitants, including the widely respected obstetrician, Doctor Q. Today, the entire town of Coatsville has dried up, leaving only rumors of Bandaid Boy’s whereabouts gossiped about at the local nightspot, The Tiny Tap Tavern.